Anna's Blog > Joanie & Melissa's party


18 Feb 2007

I just got home from the party my co-worker, Joanie had last night.  It was really fun--what I remember of it.  I guess I passed out because I woke up this morning when I heard Joanie and Melissa's two yr old saying--why is she sleeping on the floor?  I guess I drank a little too much.  Turns out Joanie and Melissa were trying to hook me up with this girl named Plern.  Nobody told me, but I guess they told her because she was like following me around all night.  Every time I had to stand still--like waiting for the bathroom or something, she'd say something like--so how do you know Joanie?  or how long have you lived in California? or where did you get those cool tights? which I did answer because they are really cool tihgts.  She was kinda young--like maybe in college still, and I usually like older women.  I tried to get into it though, because I kept hearing this voice in my head going--one in the hand is worth two in the bush!  Where the hell did that come from anyway!!!  It was so weird--I couldn't get it to stop.  I gotta tell my therapist about that.  Oh god--I can't tell me therapist about a voice in my head--she'll think I'm crazy!  I hope she doesn't already think I'm crazy.  I wonder if therapists tell you if they think you're crazy, or if you just go along thinking you're just a little eccentric and then a few yrs later they say--well, I'm sorry, I can't help you anymore, you're just a little too crazy.

So anyway, I end up making out on the couch with Plern, and I'm too drunk to care that no one else at the party is making out, and no one is coming anywhere near us, even though all the seating was near us.  It was nice to know someone could still be attracted to me, and I remember how to kiss and all.  Then later, she gets up and says she has to go and hands me her card.  Her card!!??  I'm like, what the hell???  So I thank her and put my head down on the couch to rest a little and the next thing I know I'm on the kitchen floor listening to rice crispies pop, and a two yr old staring at me like she's trying to figure out if I'm going to be a fun thing to play with or not.  So I crawl over to the couch and look all around, and underneath, I pull out this card and look at it and it says--Plern Hollow--Gender Bending Personal Shopper.  Whatever.

 

 

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